What happens when deadpool meet to Batman?
Deadpool is like, Batman’s greatest fan. Yes, he loves Batman to bits.
However, he’s loud and rash- and Batman would figure that out immediately.
Here’s a dialogue of their meeting for your’re convenience
Deadpool: Oh my god it’s Batman!
Batman ignores Deadpool and keeps on his way (running on rooftops, of course)
Deadpool: Oh Batsy, you're not getting away from me that easily.
Batman looks back and notices that Deadpool is catching up to him. He wonders how this joker in tights is can keep up with him.
Deadpool: C'mon Batman, I just wanna help you catch this one bad guy.
Batman *stops running*: Who are you?
Deadpool: Why I'm your friendly neighbourhood pool guy! But you can call me:
Batman: Go home, I don't want a sidekick.
Deadpool: Firstly, I don't want to be a sidekick. I want to be your partner. Forever. And second, duck.
Batman: What?
Just then, a bullet flies towards Batman's head, but Deadpool pushes him aside, taking the bullet himself. Batman is shocked, he thinks that Deadpool is dead. But Deadpool yanks the bullet right out of his skull.
Deadpool: Ahhh, that one hit the spot.
Batman: You... didn't die.
Deadpool: It's cellular regeneration. Pretty neat, huh?
Batman: Cellular regeneration, huh? So let's see just how far you can go, shall we?
In a blur of motion, Batman spins on a pinwheel and grabs Deadpool knocks him unconsious, and pushes him off the edge of the building on which they stood, into a dumpster below.
Batman: Sorry, but just sleep there for a while.
Deadpool *with stars circling his head*: I'm, gonna catch up to you, buddy, just... just gimme a second.
Batman prowled at the entrance to the warehouse where he had tracked Killer Crock to, monitoring the villians’ plans closely. Just as he was about to sneak in undetected...
Deadpool: So this is where you were in such a rush to! Is it a party? Oooh I love crashing parties!
Batman gapes, startled by Deadpool coming out of nowhere.
Deadpool: All right, let's get this party started!
Batman *whispers*: No, Deadpool, don't-
Deadpool kicks down the front door.
Deadpool: Pass me the chimychangas!
Killer croc and his henchmen stare in confusion.
Deadpool: Why so surprised? My good pal BATMAN showed me the way here.
Killer croc: Batman is here? Shoot them!
Batman sighs in exasperation and comes out of hiding
Killer croc: Batman!
Batman: Croc.
Killer croc: I see you found yourself a new sidekick.
Batman: I see you're up to your old schemes again. And he's NOT my sidekick.
Deadpool *while beating up some thugs*: Did he just… reject me?
Killer croc rushes at Batman, who dodges deftly, he tries to counter, but Killer croc easily takes a Batarang to the back. Killer croc rushes at Batman, but Batman evades once again, keeping distance between himself and the monster.
Killer croc: Are you just gonna keep running? Can't you fight me like a man? You'll never beat me now that I have you trapped here.
Batman: You’ve got it wrong, croc- I'm the one, who’s trapped you!
Batman flings a Batarang into the air above Killer Croc, cutting loose a wooden container dangling above the monsters head. The container lands on Killer Croc, instantly knocking him out. Batman closer moves to inspect the scene.
Deadpool: We did it, Batman! We make such an amazing team, don't we?
Batman: Deadpool, I thought I told you not to-
Suddenly, Killer Croc's bulky arm shoots up and grabs Batman's neck from beneath the rubble.
Croc: You think you could take me down with just that? How pitiful.
Batman grunts and gasps as he attempts to wriggle free of Crocs grasp.
Deadpool: Don’t worry, Mister Batman, I’ll save you. Hey big guy! Get a load of this!
Deadpool knocks Killer Croc back with a flying kick. The croc staggers, but one needs far more than that to take him down. Killer croc charges at Deadpool, not knowing the danger he faced, Deadpool attacked headlong. In a show of brute force, the croc grabbed Deadpool and ripped his body in half with a "slurp".
Deadpool: I've never gone "slurp" before!
Batman: You're distracted, croc!
Batman kicks croc into a nearby generator and triggers the power, shocking the croc with 5000 watts of raw electricity. With a flash of lights and a bang, Croc is paralysed by the current.
Outside, Deadpool, now fully healed, talks to Batman about their future.
Deadpool: Batsy, that was amazing! I hope your cool with me calling you Batsy, because I will never leave your side ever again. You and I are... are...soulmates. One second, I need to get my phone so we can take a selfie.
Deadpool: Say cheese!
Batman turns away from the camera because he doesn't want to be caught in a picture.
Deadpool: Golden! I'm saving this one, that's for sure.
Deadpool looks away from Batman and towards his phone for a split second to see how the photo came out.
Deadpool: Batman, look, it's-
Deadpool: He's ditched me again!
Batman would be uninterested in Deadpool at first, seeing as he’s noisy and rash(all the things Batman hates), but Batman would come to see that Deadpool can sometimes be useful and would call on him every once in a (long) while.
To Batman, Deadpool would be a fool who is only barely useful, to Deadpool, they would be soulmates
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